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AudioBartender

Attention: Students Of Bartending, Discover The Easiest Step-By-Step
Drink Memorization System In Existence...

"A New System That Teaches You 200 Money Making Drinks In Just Minutes
- Without Studying!"
"Guaranteed to work even if you're "lazy"...
In fact, it's best if you only put in an hour or so per day!"
Have you secretly been looking to change your life forever?
I say `secretly' because if you even mention the word `shortcut' in
most learning situations you are treated like you're begging for some
kind of a handout...and then you're looked down upon and shunned like
the nerdy kid picking his nose in high school.
Seriously...what's really so BAD about taking a shortcut?
Why should you always take the long way?
What if taking the long way doesn't make any sense?

I mean...Do you have hours a day to waste?
Don't you want to start your new life NOW?
I know I do.
Do you want to take WEEKS of bartending classes?
Memorize bartending drinks SLOWLY?
Does this make any sense to you?
It makes no sense to me!
In fact, speaking from years of bartending experience...I say the
BIGGEST PROBLEM is that it takes TOO LONG for most people to get
through traditional bartending schools.
It takes so long that most people never bother to attempt it.
It sucks...
Especially...
When...

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There IS a shortcut!!
...seriously...this shortcut is HUGE!
Can you spare me a few moments of your time? ...and keep an open mind?
I will share with you a shortcut that could easily take
off...weeks...maybe even months on your quest to become a bartender.
I'll reveal the shortcut for you...right here in this letter.
But first...
May I introduce myself?
My name is Robert. I grew up in a small town in Connecticut called West
Hartford. There wasn't much to do in that town, but when the weekend
rolled around, I would always hit up all the local bars! It was one of
my favorite pastimes.
Ten years ago, the country club I worked summers for had an open
bartender position... I somehow managed to beg and plead my way into
landing the job. Little did I know that doing something I thought was
cool and fun would change my life forever.
After finishing my first shift, I realized the potential money that I
could be making bartending. I worked for about four-hours and pulled in
about $200 in cash! I was dumfounded. All I could think was, "How did I
not get into this sooner?"
After the summer ended I went back up to school and I started
bartending at a local college bar. I was making great money while
having the time of my life. It really is amazing how many people want
to be your friend when you start bartending!
Since then, I've worked everything from weddings, sporting events,
concerts, and even private parties. I have worked in low volume local
bars and high intensity nightclubs. My patrons have ranged from cowboys
to high class businessmen. I've had the freedom to travel extensively,
finish college, meet a ton of people, all while having a blast.
If You're Currently Working A Day Job, I Guarantee Your Job Sucks In
Comparison To The People Who Make Thousands Of Bucks Schmoozing And
Serving People Drinks...
And I mean that in all seriousness...
Even if you have the easiest job on the planet...
I don't care if you're working in retail or at a desk job.
Heck, even if you're just working part time...
All of those jobs offer you much less rewards than making money
bartending.
I know that for a fact...
These Are Just A Few Of The Awesome Benefits Of Being A Bartender...
Freedom
Never think about working 9 to 5 again. You have the freedom to sleep
until 2 o'clock if you feel like it. It's amazing to almost never have
to set an alarm clock. Your work shifts are almost never eight hours,
they generally top out at six. So you end up making twice the cash in
half the time. Tell that to all of your friends slaving away at a desk
eight hours a day.
Flexibility
You can get a full-time job at a bar or night club and make a ton of
money - or hire out your services part-time for banquets, weddings,
parties, etc. You are free to work as much as you choose; you have the
flexibility to work wherever and whenever you feel like it.
Meeting People
Behind the bar, you meet huge, diverse groups of people every night.
Whether you're looking to make more friends, hook up with girls or
guys, or network and make business connections - being a bartender
allows you to do this.
You Get Free Stuff
Everyone wants to be cool and know the bartender. Everyone likes to
feel special and have a "hookup" wherever they hang out. I can't even
begin to tell you how much free stuff people offer me... from designer
watches, to NBA tickets, to free drinks at other bars. It's
unbelievable!
Travel
As a bartender, you can easily travel wherever you want without ever
having to worry about landing a job. Want to go backpack Europe for a
year? Want to go live in an exotic travel destination? Hawaii? Aruba?
Jamaica? Las Vegas? Knowing how to bartend gives you the freedom to
work anywhere. The travel possibilities are endless.
Skills
Becoming a bartender may not be a lifelong career for you, but the
skills you'll develop tending bar will benefit you down the road
immensely. The situations you find yourself in while bartending will
boost your confidence, problem solving abilities, personality and
salesmanship - all skills that will help you for the rest of your life.
What About Bartending School?
Regardless of what every bartending school will try to drill into your
head NO CERTIFICATION is needed to become a bartender. Showing a
certification to a hiring manager just shows your potential employer
that you really don't know the industry well.
If you don't believe me go to a couple of bars and ask the bartenders
what schools they went to. They will probably laugh at you and say they
learned almost everything on the job. Every bartender will tell you the
same thing. Bartending is learned by practice.
Bartending School is the right choice for some people. If you have the
extra money and need someone to motivate you to practice, attend a
bartending school. But make sure to research the school. There are a
lot of really...REALLY bad schools out there.

But That's Not Even The Worst Part...
The worst part is that almost every bartending school is dropping the
ball when it comes to their teaching methods.

And they're doing it so badly that it's slowing down their graduation
times to a crawl...
The longer you are in school, the less money you make...

If you're attending a bartending school to learn to bartend, chances
are you're paying at least double what you should be.

Scary huh?

And that's what got me thinking - seeing everybody wasting money while
never really standing a chance to get a job made me realize something:

Almost everyone has the wrong idea about learning to bartend. Think
about it...
...bartending courses promote hundreds of hours of study and repetition
to memorize drinks. Your life is too busy to drop everything to put in
marathon study sessions.
Isn't it?

I know mine is.

You've probably also realized that a lot of the time these schools -
especially the fly by night ones - don't quite give you the whole
story.
Sure, they'll give you some hints and a rough framework. But the
honest truth is that your ability to get a high paying bartending job
depends on you knowing and making drinks quickly. The bigger the bar,
the faster you have to be. On a busy night, you don't have time to look
up a drink in the recipe book.
Most Bartending Schools Are Using The Same Tired Old Techniques That
Make Memorizing Drink Recipes Time Consuming...
Is there any wonder there's such a big time commitment required by
these schools?
All of the endless hours spent in the classroom make learning to
bartend seem like such a big deal, you'd think that you were trying to
go to school to be a doctor or something...
But that's okay. I'm willing to show you exactly how easy it can be.
In reality, using passive learning techniques, it's really not hard to
learn how to mix drinks. I'm not joking when I say that.
Like anything though, it's extremely hard if you follow the wrong
advice...
I mean, think about it. If you planned a big cross country trip and
your roadmaps turned out to be wrong, chances are you wouldn't reach
your destination until you got a new map right?
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And that's why I decided to give you a new map...
What if you could replace outdated flash cards, time wasting classes,
and other time wasting methods? What if you could learn your favorite
drink recipes as easy as learning your favorite song?
If you want:
People begging you to work for them.
To have the skills necessary to generate income anytime,
anywhere.
A lifestyle where you "work" whenever you feel like it and do
it on your own terms...
I introduce to you:
The AudioBartender. It allows you to...
Learn the ingredients of over 200 of the most popular drinks.
From Martinis to Margaritas you will know them all.
Immediately recall any drink within seconds of hearing its
name.
Feel confident behind the bar knowing that you can make any
drink order thrown your way.
Eliminate hundreds of hours of traditional study time.
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The AudioBartender... The fastest way to learn drinks guaranteed.
Learn naturally, engage interactively, exude confidence, and best of
all -- have fun!
Are you ready to begin your own learning adventure?
Start learning with our software... and reinforce what you've learned
on the go with AudioBartender MP3 Package. With just one click you are
on your way to wowing people with your knowledge of drinks.

Audio is the only scientifically proven method for passive learning.
The AudioBartender allows you to listen and learn as you drift off to
sleep, in your car while driving, or even while at the gym.
The AudioBartender Advanced Learning System Includes
- AudioBartender Interactive Software
10 Fully interactive volumes of drinks organized into an easy to use
program for both casual and intensive review
Aperitifs and Cordials Rum
Beer Shots
Bourbon-Whiskey Tequila
Brandy Vodka I
Gin Vodka II
AudioBartender Audio
Includes every drink in Mp3 format, perfect for burning to a CD or
listening to on your computer
Mobile AudioBartender
An Ipod-friendly version of the course so you can learn on-the-go,
wherever you are.
AudioBartender Drink Guide
Our quick reference guide containing an alphabetical listing of every
drink in the AudioBartender system.
And as a bonus, I'm including these extras to help you once you've
landed your dream job...
Behind The Bar Basics
You got the job, now what? Written by experienced bartenders for
beginners, this guide will have you looking like a pro in minutes!
Tips For Tips
Tips For Tips
Twenty-One money making tips put together by today's top bartenders.
These cash sucking simple tips will skyrocket the amount of money you
take home each night!
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The AudioBartender is designed for anyone who has any interest
whatsoever in bartending. It doesn't matter if you are a student who is
just learning or a seasoned veteran who just needs to brush up. The
system offers value to everyone...
Future Bartenders - If you are pursuing a new career, this
system will teach you the basic drinks you need to know to begin
bartending. You will be amazed at how confident you will be, knowing
how to make every drink order thrown your way.
Bar Owners and Managers - Cut down on training costs. Use the
system as a quick way to teach your bartenders to memorize mixed
drinks. Current bartenders benefit greatly by being knowledgeable and
professional.
Home Entertainers - If you want to be the life of every party
and want to entertain with style, you'll find that learning these
drinks is a great place to start! Impress all of your friends today.
In fact, the AudioBartender is suited for anyone in or around the
industry. After completing the course a few of your employment options
will be:
Banquet Hall Exotic Resort Restaurant
Casino Hotel Sporting Facility
College Bar Lounge Sports Bar
Country Club Nightclub Strip Club
Cruise Ship Pub Anywhere!
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But Wait! It Gets Even Better For You!
Here's My Personal
Guarantee...

I'm so sure this is exactly what you need
to get the job you want that I'm giving you EIGHT
whole weeks to try it out...
This guarantee gives you total peace of mind...
You get a full 8 weeks to implement The AudioBartender Learning System
before you decide whether you want to keep it.

Try it...decide if you like it.
See what you think about it...can you use it to learn the drinks you
want? If don't find it effective, or don't like it, it's no big deal.
I'll personally refund every dollar with no questions asked.

There is no need to worry.
This isn't one of those guarantees where I make you jump through hoops.
You don't even have to give me a reason as to why you are returning it.
Honestly, I don't care if you ever even glance at the system.
I'll still give you all of your money back.
You see, I'm so confident that The AudioBartender will blow your mind
that I'm happy to give you an unconditional guarantee like this...
Think about it...you can download it right now, and not even install
the software for 55 days...
But then on day 56, if you decide you are never going to use the
program, shoot me an email and you will get a refund immediately.
I'll smile, hand over your cash, and wish you luck...
You're not going to find a guarantee like that with just any
product...
You'll be able to access to this amazing system at zero risk!
Download The AudioBartender Today!
So How Much Does This
Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity Cost?
I truly want to help you secure and keep a high-paying, exciting job in
the business. Knowing drinks by heart is the most essential aspect of
your success as a bartender. After you see how quickly and easily you
are learning the hottest drink recipes, you will understand exactly why
I am so confident you will be satisfied with your bartender training.
The AudioBartender is being offered at the discounted price of $47.
This includes all of the bonuses and a 100% Money-Back Guarantee. If
you are not fully satisfied simply request your money back no questions
asked.
For only $47 you get access to the most up to date, state of the art
way of becoming a bartender virtually overnight.
That's a pretty sweet deal if you ask me...
You are also backed by my personal 8 week Guarantee.
So you have absolutely nothing to lose by trying it out. Rather, you
have absolutely everything to gain!
Decide, right now, to get everything in The AudioBartender Advanced
Learning System to attain the income and lifestyle you deserve.
Don't hesitate. Get started today and make the money you desire right
away! This is a positive decision you will be very glad you made. I
guarantee it.
To your success,
Robert
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P.S. Remember, with my 8 week Guarantee, you have nothing to lose...
rather... you have an incredible financial and personal freedom to
gain!
P.P.S. Sign up (it's risk-free) now, today, before the price goes up.
P.P.P.S. If you join today, you will also immediately be sent all of
the special free bonus gifts that will open all the doors for you!
Becoming a professional bartender could not be any easier and faster
than with these bonus guides. This bonus gifts alone are extremely
valuable, and they are yours today for FREE!

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